A Republican view of policy?

Against abortion? You must be for the Violence Against Women act?
Against the Violence Against Women Act? You must be for the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act. 
Against the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act? You must be for the expansion of Medicaid. 
Against expansion of Medicaid? You must be for the reduction of insurance premiums. 
Against the reduction of insurance premiums?   You must be for subsidized child care. 
Against subsidized child care, then you certainly are for child care tax credits. 
Against child care tax credits?  But you are for universal pre-K?Against universal pre-K, then you are for increase in minimum wage? 
Against an increase in minimum wage, but you are for strengthening unions?
 Against strengthening unions, then you must be for free college education? 
Against free college education, then you are for government’s job creation?  
Against government’s job creation, then you must be  for training a new work force? 
​Against training a new work force?Wait a minute. Then what are you for?